Saturday, 28 July 2012

Joyce Field: 21st June 1926 - 24th July 2012

On Tuesday evening, the 24th July 2012, my wonderful Grandma left this earth and went to spend eternity with her saviour.  She was a woman who undoubtedly belonged to Jesus, and His heavenly kingdom will be all the richer now she has taken her place in it.  A friend wrote on my Facebook wall that, 'A human life is a wonderful story told by God' and in my Grandma's case, I would also add that her life told the story of her wonderful God.  I can remember sitting with her in the kitchen while she sang 'Thine be the glory' (still one of my favourite hymns), which contains these wonderful words:

Let the church with gladness, hymns of triumph sing,
For her Lord now liveth, death has lost its sting!

I have absolutely no doubt that Grandma is with Jesus and that she is now complete in Him.  Right now, the sadness of those of us left behind is great and at times feels cruel, but even in my darkest moments since I found out on Wednesday, I have felt a deep trust that all is well with her and that God is in control, even while our hearts feel shredded and bruised with loss.  It is not enough to say that I loved and continue to love my Grandma, because although I do from the bottom of my heart, that doesn't begin to describe how she inspired me with her will and determination, how she made me laugh with her wit, or how she instilled in me a deep confidence in God.

I am so blessed that I have countless happy memories of times spent with Grandma, particularly in the last couple of months, as Sarah and I visited her on her birthday and then more recently she came to my birthday party (which is where the first photograph is from).  One of my favourite 'Grandma quotes' comes from her birthday, where she was talking about the story of Adam and Eve and then declared, full of conviction, that 'the only one who came out of that sorry mess with any self-respect was the serpent, because he didn't try to blame anyone else!'  That was also the day that she allowed herself to be talked into trying a floater coffee for the first time, something which she thoroughly enjoyed (although Grandpa would have been mightily suspicious).

Grandma was co-collaborator in many of mine and my sister's schemes, from the time we locked Grandpa in the garage to the time we accidentally pulled the door in the front bedroom off its hinges.  She dutifully stood in Toys R Us, having been instructed to 'look like she knew what she was doing' on the computers (a new and exciting thing in those days!) so that I wouldn't miss my go while I was going to the loo.  We spent countless happy hours in Cannon Hill Park (and consumed a fair number of ice creams too!) and she was endlessly patient when I insisted on spending far too long in the book shop.  A trip to Toys R Us rarely ended without us having acquired a new game, and she was always ready to try it out with us when we got home (which is how Grandpa ended up as possibly the only adult in the history of the world to force a board game into injury time when he got hit on the forehead with a plastic frog).  She is also the only person I have ever known to serve 'tongue' for lunch or attempt to drive in the exit of Burger King's drive-thru.

Friday, 22 June 2012

A selection of what passes for humour in our household...!

Me: When we left the house, the dog was all curled up on the sofa like an apostrophe.
OH: Her head was separate from her body!????
Me: No... that's an exclamation mark!

Moral of the story: Never use grammatical similes when telling stories to a person with dyslexia.

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(OH screaming at computer) - "I'VE NOT GOT TIME FOR THIS I'VE GOT TO GO MAKRO!!!!"

Shame on you, Google Chrome, she's got to go Makro.

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OH: 'I d-d-d-d-ream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having its motives questioned
Me: Chickens don't stutter!
OH: Yes they do - they can't even walk without stuttering!

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Me: Shall I put it on the MasterCard?
OH: Yeah, why not, 'cause we all love MasterCard bill day WHEN WE ALL SHIT OURSELVES.

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OH: Get out the bathroom so I can have a wee
Me: Have a wee then you fetid creature from the bowels of hell
OH: There's another one for the little book of love!!

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During a play fight OH was winning...

Me: You freaking troll
OH: That's one for the little book of love!
Me: Sorry babe I didn't mean troll, I meant you're a freakishly strong dwarf!!!!

Glad we cleared that up... !!!

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Calling the cat for his dinner...

Me: Come on, Forrest Gump!

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When I was writing my psychology essay and OH noticed I was on Facebook... 


OH: So... you're looking for ideas for your psychology essay on Facebook...how teenage of you!!
Me: Whatever!!
OH: I rest my case!!

Wednesday, 20 June 2012

This week has, so far, been one of much productivity.  You can see at least 2/3 of the conservatory floor and there is evidence to suggest that we'll have found the rest by the end of the weekend.  It hasn't been quite as financially beneficial as when we tidied the lounge and found £8.30 in small change, but this has been outweighed by the discovery that OH owns a Lego chess set :)

We went to our first pastels class this morning and although I was getting utterly frustrated at one point, I'm relatively happy with my finished product (although infinitely aware that it is
not a work of heartbreaking genius, by anybody's standards):


BREAKING NEWS:  All the tidying has unearthed a diary from 1960 that was owned by a woman called Marjorie Eatwell.  Her address is local, but her emergency contact address is - I shit you not - where we live now.  I think it's a horcrux.


In other news, we have had to buy Alfie the biggest litter tray in the world because he keeps peeing horizontally (and thus,
outside the litter tray).  I have never seen anything quite so large in my life; if we ever struggle to meet the mortgage I think we could probably live in it quite comfortably.

Friday, 15 June 2012


I've spent today at Patchings Art Festival with OH and her aunts (and their friend). It's been an absolutely wonderful day and I've come back feeling rather inspired, even though my artistic ability is debatable!   Always the typical Brits, we ended up having an Eton Mess picnic in the rain at lunchtime!

Here are some of my favourites 'finds':

'The Eye of the Storm' by David Evans
'The Retreat' by Glyn Matthews
'Old Barn' by Graham Cox
'Buttercup' by Sheila Gill
Next week we're going to start a pastels class. Unsure if that'll be my cup of tea but the guy is really friendly so I'm happy to give it a try because I think it'll be fun. We've come home laden with art supplies so I'm looking forward to having a play tomorrow :)

Perfect day ended with a Chinese takeaway - naughty!

Tuesday, 12 June 2012

The old blog has been deleted and this is its replacement.  Welcome!

Recent events in bullet points:

  • Since Alfie returned from the vet a couple of weeks ago, he appears to have adopted a 'whatcha gonna do about it, punk?' attitude which, last night, culminated in him escaping AGAIN.  God knows how, because as far as we can see there are no holes in the fence big enough for him to get through, but by the time OH found him in our neighbour's garden he was caked in an utterly comical amount of mud.  When we got up this morning he was in (almost) pristine condition, but as he's slept most of the day I'll assume it took him most of the night to achieve that!

  • College is finished, which is kind of another motivation to start this blog. It's looking like the next year will be less structured than I'm used to, but there'll be plenty to do!  We're enrolling in a Journey in Faith course in the new academic year, which we're very excited about because it's running in the daytime (thus avoiding babysitter issues) AND it's at Launde Abbey, which is one of our favourite places to be.

There's a big furore today about
what the Church of England has to say about the government's proposals to legalise same-sex marriage.  I've attempted to read the whole document but I'll confess to not having managed it because I found it pretty inaccessible.  I hear what they're saying about civil partnerships; that they supported them and that as they address the legal inequalities they don't see the point in pushing for same-sex marriage.  Equally, I understand the Church's point about men and women being different and having different roles.  

But on an emotional level, I still find this to be a stance that I cannot accept, because it still sets gay and lesbian Christians apart from their heterosexual counterparts and allows for committed unions between people of the same sex to be seen as 'second-rate'.

Unsurprisingly, there's been plenty of responses.  As one Guardian reporter pointed out, this statement has been made on behalf of the Church of England as a whole but has not gone before General Synod nor been discussed at a Diocesan level - so how representative is it?