We went to our first pastels class this morning and although I was getting utterly frustrated at one point, I'm relatively happy with my finished product (although infinitely aware that it is not a work of heartbreaking genius, by anybody's standards):
BREAKING NEWS: All the tidying has unearthed a diary from 1960 that was owned by a woman called Marjorie Eatwell. Her address is local, but her emergency contact address is - I shit you not - where we live now. I think it's a horcrux.
In other news, we have had to buy Alfie the biggest litter tray in the world because he keeps peeing horizontally (and thus, outside the litter tray). I have never seen anything quite so large in my life; if we ever struggle to meet the mortgage I think we could probably live in it quite comfortably.
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