A selection of what passes for humour in our household...!

Me: When we left the house, the dog was all curled up on the sofa like an apostrophe.
OH: Her head was separate from her body!????
Me: No... that's an exclamation mark!

Moral of the story: Never use grammatical similes when telling stories to a person with dyslexia.

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(OH screaming at computer) - "I'VE NOT GOT TIME FOR THIS I'VE GOT TO GO MAKRO!!!!"

Shame on you, Google Chrome, she's got to go Makro.

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OH: 'I d-d-d-d-ream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having its motives questioned
Me: Chickens don't stutter!
OH: Yes they do - they can't even walk without stuttering!

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Me: Shall I put it on the MasterCard?
OH: Yeah, why not, 'cause we all love MasterCard bill day WHEN WE ALL SHIT OURSELVES.

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OH: Get out the bathroom so I can have a wee
Me: Have a wee then you fetid creature from the bowels of hell
OH: There's another one for the little book of love!!

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During a play fight OH was winning...

Me: You freaking troll
OH: That's one for the little book of love!
Me: Sorry babe I didn't mean troll, I meant you're a freakishly strong dwarf!!!!

Glad we cleared that up... !!!

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Calling the cat for his dinner...

Me: Come on, Forrest Gump!

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When I was writing my psychology essay and OH noticed I was on Facebook... 

OH: So... you're looking for ideas for your psychology essay on Facebook...how teenage of you!!
Me: Whatever!!
OH: I rest my case!!